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A teacher's worst nightmare

Thursday, October 1, 2009

There are a few things nobody likes to hear their first day of school, and teachers are no different. So, if you plan on staying on the good side of your educators, keep your voice down to avoid these commonly misspoken phrases when in the presence of human beings.

1. “This is great! They didn’t let us have pencils in prison!” 2. “Oh yeah? Well maybe you’re in the wrong classroom!” 3. “Personally I find pants cumbersome and lacking in adequate ventilation.” 4. “There aren’t any children within 50 feet of this class are there?” 5. “Yes I have a question about the homework. Will you be walking to your car alone tonight?”

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